De Jure

When I do finish not on time

I am slow.

But when my master does the same

He is thorough.

When I do not perform a thing

I am lazy.

But when my master fails the testing

He is busy.

When I do something but not told

I am trying to be smart.

But when the big man does the untold

He is an initiative nut.

When I please my boss

I am sucking up.

But when he takes the dose

He is cooperatively sharp.

When I do something good                                                                                                                              

He does not remember.

But when I do something bad

He is a never forgetting member.